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GOTP Christmas Special airing in 2012

As Christmas, and the first primaries and caucuses, approach it’s appropriate to wonder where this year’s crop of Crazy Eight Republican Tea Party (GOTP) candidates will be next Christmas, well wonder no more, famed stop motion animators Rankin/Bass have announced a brand new special, “The GOTP Island of Misfit Candidate”, and they’ve released their ideal cast of characters:

Mittens “in the box” Romney; he’s never garnered more than 25% of Republicans polled, thus it would appear few Republicans want to play with him

Michelle “Dolly” Bachmann; the Dolly for Sue’s misfit problem was revealed on NPR’s Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me! News quiz show (broadcast 8 Dec 07). The show revealed that Rudolph’s producer, Arthur Rankin Jr., says Dolly’s problem was psychological, caused from being abandoned by her mistress and suffering depression from feeling unloved. Wow, is that type casting or what?

Newton “the spotted elephant” Gingrich; if you’ve seen the original Rudolph you’ve seen how that white polka-dotted elephant looks, who else but Newton could play him? Besides Newton is the one GOTP nominee who’d love to change some of his spots.

Jon “train with square wheels” Huntsman; a square wheeled train would never get any traction, just like his campaign.

Rick “the cowboy riding an ostrich” Perry; Reverend Ricky is strange enough to actually try this if he thought he’d win the nomination.

Herman “toy boat that sinks” Cain; the boat couldn’t float, and the Pizza Man’s campaign is sinking faster than the Titanic

Rick “water pistol that shoots jelly” Santorum; you look at water pistol and it seems an OK toy, but then it squirts jelly; you look at Ricky and he appears presidential, but then he opens his mouth and you discover you’re wrong.

Ron “bird fish” Paul; he appears so often to be able to spread his wings and fly, but then he jumps off into the air and lands in the deep end of the pool.

Look for this new Christmas classic in December 2012.

 
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Posted by on November 23, 2011 in 2012 Election

 

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Joshua D. Corral

The San Francisco Chronicle is reporting that more than 400 people lined a Danville road Monday to form a silent procession honoring Lance CPL Joshua D. Corral, who was killed in Afghanistan last week.

The Department of Defense announced Monday that Corral, 19, had died 18 Nov 11 while in combat in Helmand province.

The 2010 graduate of San Ramon Valley High School grew up in Danville and was known by most in town as Chachi, said family friend Don Busboom, an American government teacher at the high school.

“Anyone that met Chachi knew that they had encountered somebody who would always put a smile on their faces,” he said. “He was somebody that embraced life and made people feel good to be around him.”

The second oldest of four brothers, Corral was always active and playing sports, and had played on the school’s football team as a freshman, Busboom said.

Despite his young age, Corral knew he wanted to serve in the military, like his grandfather, whom he and his family called Colonel. He graduated first in his Marine Corps class and was his squad’s sweeper – he would go in front of the squad to sweep the area for improvised explosive devices, Busboom said.

“He was somebody who had lived his short life with a sense of purpose, and part of that purpose was to serve others,” he said.

Corral was on his first tour of duty.

Community members organized the procession as a way to greet the family, which was returning from Dover Air Force Base. Corral’s body will be flown back from Dover at a later date.

“We were just letting them know that the community is here for them,” said Turner Stanton, 16.

Busboom will lead a candlelight vigil at Oak Hill Park at 6 p.m. today.

He said what would always stick with him the most is Corral’s focus and sense of purpose.

“He was somebody who knew what he was doing,” he said. “He knew he would be willing to sacrifice his life so people like you and I could live. For somebody that’s 19, that’s a powerful statement.”
Read more: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/11/21/BAT61M2F4U.DTL#ixzz1ea7mSLWF

Lance CPL Corral is the 1,842nd American killed in Afghanistan … Ich hatt’ einen Kameraden

 
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Posted by on November 23, 2011 in War on Terror

 

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Zachary C. Reiff

The Desert Sun is reporting a Marine corporal stationed at Twentynine Palms and serving in Afghanistan has died, the second local Marine killed in Afghanistan this month.

CPL Zachary C. Reiff, 22, of Preston, Iowa, died Monday from wounds received from an explosive device while on patrol in Helmand province, the U.S. Marine Corps reported.

Reiff was an anti-tank missileman assigned to 3rd Battalion; 7th Marine Regiment; 1st Marine Division based at Marine Corps Air Ground Combat Center Twentynine Palms.

He joined the Marine Corps in December 2008. This was his second deployment to Afghanistan, the Marine Corps said.

Reiff was wounded on Friday and died Monday night at a hospital in Germany, said Dave Miller, principal of Preston High School where Reiff graduated.

He said that Reiff’s parents, Marcia and Matt Reiff of Preston, flew to Germany on Saturday.

Reiff was a wrestler and football player in high school and participated in plays and student government, Miller said.

“He was a good kid,” Miller said.

Reiff’s personal service awards include the Purple Heart with gold star device, Combat Action Ribbon, National Defense Service Medal, Good Conduct Medal, Global War on Terrorism Service Medal and Sea Service Deployment Ribbon with bronze star device, the Marine Corps said.

CPL Reiff is the 1,841st American killed in Afghanistan … Ich hatt’ einen Kameraden

 
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Posted by on November 23, 2011 in War on Terror

 

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Jackie L. Diener

New York Daily News is reporting that Gov. Cuomo has directed that flags on state government buildings be flown at half-staff on Tue, 29 Nov 11 in honor of a Fort Drum soldier who died in Kandahar province, Afghanistan on 21 Nov 11.

Private Jackie L. Diener II died of wounds suffered when insurgents attacked his unit with small arms fire. He was assigned to the 3rd Squadron, 71st Cavalry Regiment, 3rd Brigade Combat Team, 10th Mountain Division, based at Fort Drum. Private Diener was from Boyne City, Michigan.

“I join with all New Yorkers in mourning the loss of Private Diener and I send my deepest sympathies to his family, friends, and fellow soldiers,” Cuomo said. “We will honor the service of this Fort Drum soldier and we will be forever grateful for his dedication to our nation.”

Gov. Cuomo has directed that the flags on all state buildings be lowered to half-staff in honor of and in tribute to our state’s service members and those stationed in New York who are killed in action or die in a combat zone.

PVT Diener is the 1,840th American killed in Afghanistan … Ich hatt’ einen Kameraden

 
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Posted by on November 23, 2011 in War on Terror

 

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History is repeating itself

A young homeless woman, who was reportedly three months pregnant, was sprayed in the face with military grade pepper spray and reportedly kicked in the stomach by one police officer and then hit in the stomach with another policeman’s bike during an “Occupy” event in Seattle; she’s reportedly miscarried her child…

One recurring conservative talking point theme is, “The protesters were told to move out of an intersection and refused. The police then used the pepper spray to control the crowd.”That made me start thinking of other times when the “authorities” have ordered the crowds to disperse and the crowds have refused.

Using logic I’ve heard today:

Tensions were running high in the city of Boston, especially between the King’s soldiers and the citizenry of the city. On 5 Mar 1770, a group of school boys threw snowballs at a British sentry.  When the sentry called for help, soldiers and angry citizens came running.  Citizens began to aggravate the soldiers; and in the confusion of the moment, someone ordered the British soldiers to fire.  When the smoke and haze of the musket fire had cleared, three Bostonians lay dead; and two others were mortally wounded. This incident would come to be known as the Boston Massacre.


During the first week of May 1963, Birmingham police and firemen attacked civil rights demonstrators, many of whom were children, in the streets bordering Kelly Ingram Park. The violence raised a nationwide public outcry, hastening integration in America’s most segregated city.

The protesters were told to move out of an intersection and refused; the police then used water hoses to control the crowd.


The protestors at Kent State University were told to disperse and refused, so the National Guard shot into the crowd to control them…

The one lying down is dead, shot by National Guard soldiers on 4 May 1970; the guardsmen fired 67 rounds over a period of 13 seconds, killing four students and wounding nine others…

The students at the University of New Mexico were told to disperse and refused, so the National Guard fixed bayonets and began stabbing people to control the crowd…

On 5 May 70, protesters gathered to protest the Vietnam War and the Kent State massacre; they occupied the Student Union Building, and the ROTC Barracks. Governor Cargo went fishing and allowed the State Police to handle the escalating situation. The National Guard was ordered to sweep the building and arrest those inside; eleven students and journalists were bayoneted.

In the United States of America citizens are allowed to protest, it’s protected by the Bill of Rights – a little something called the First Amendment – and police are supposed to allow them to peacefully do so. If the protestors violate laws then of course the police can arrest them, and that’s what civil disobedience is all about; the protestors take part knowing they will probably be arrested for blocking public access to a building, or a sidewalk, and maybe even an intersection.

If the crowd begins to destroy private or public property then no one will argue the police should stand by, but that hasn’t been the case in the vast majority of reported incidents where police are using military grade pepper spray, rubber bullets and batons to inflict injury and to “break up” the protests; it’s reminiscent of tactics factory owners used against strikers unions in the 1930’s, 40’s and 50’s.

84-year-old, retired school teacher, Dorli Rainey is helped away by fellow activists and doused in milk to treat the effects of police pepper spray at an Occupy Seattle protest.

Police at the University of California at Davis dismantled an Occupy encampment Friday, arresting at least 10 protesters, nine of whom were students.

Videos have surfaced on YouTube of police in riot gear pepper spraying a line of protesters who had linked arms and sat down cross-legged on the pavement to protect their camp. In the footage, an officer is seen spraying the demonstrators at point-blank range.

A total of 11 people received medical treatment on the campus and two were transported to the hospital, Sacramento’s KTXL-TV reported.

While I was a young Republican working in Washington DC during the 1980 Iran hostage crisis, there was a rather modest protest of Iranian students not more than half a block from where I was working, the police moved in and many officers reportedly removed their badges and name tags and began breaking up the protest with batons.

I was a young twenty-year-old conservative working on President-elect Ronald Reagan’s Transition Team; I thought it was awesome that the cops had responded that way, especially to Iranian students protesting in my country while hostages were being held in Iran.

My father – a veteran of World War II – very patiently and lovingly told me how wrong I was, and how deplorable the police were for hiding their identity and for using such a high level of force to break up the protest. It was a supreme teaching moment for my father, and a supreme learning moment for me, his son. My Dad spoke of the liberties all people enjoy in America to protest and to have their voices heard, and he said he hoped I would think differently about those rights in the future. It was a lesson that was not lost on me.

In 2007, while serving in the National Guard one drill weekend, the news was on in our staff room, and of course it was FOX PAC; they were covering an anti-Iraq war protest in DC. A Colonel looking at the TV said, “I’d gas the whole lot them.”

I must’ve looked shocked because he asked me, “You disagree Captain”?

I told him that I did, and then I said, “Sir, this tells me that the First Amendment is alive and well.”

As an Army Reservist, I’ve received crowd and riot control training; and one of the absolute cardinal rules is you don’t escalate situations; the many reports of pepper spraying from around the country by police officers who aren’t in life threatening situations (UC Davis incident for example) is very troubling; either these police officers have been very poorly trained, or they’re deliberately trying to incite riots; perhaps in a effort to undermine the “Occupy” movement?

If the police officers in question aren’t poorly trained or incompetent, then one question to be answered is, “Who’s pulling the strings, and at what level within conservative circles, to have the police spin this up”?

 
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Posted by on November 22, 2011 in Constitution

 

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Poor Newton …

 
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Posted by on November 22, 2011 in 2012 Election

 

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I am William Wallace!

Newton Leroy Gingrich’s poll numbers are on the rise, so, what does he decide to do? He compares himself to William Wallace.

In a USA Today profile, the Republican Tea Party (GOTP) candidate referenced a Robert Reich Christian Science Monitor op-ed, commenting on how a Mitt Romney/Barack Obama election would be “passionless.” Gingrich stepped in on that claim, likening himself to the famed Scottish hero portrayed by Mel Gibson:

“If you go out and see what’s happening in the Tea Party, the last thing you want is a passionless election,” Gingrich told USA Today. “Remember Braveheart? These people want somebody who plants a flag in the ground, gives a speech and yells ‘Charge!'”

Has Newton – who’s a self-proclaimed historian extraordinaire – ever seen the movie? In the end of the film William Wallace is captured by the British, tried for treason, found guilty and brutally executed – being hanged, drawn and quartered. Is this a foreshadowing of Newton’s campaign? Will it also end up – figuratively – hanged, drawn and quartered?

While Newton is trying to cast himself in the hero mold of Wallace, he no doubt also sees himself as a Gibson type persona wooing the women, but marrying them later; which begs the question, if Newton was to somehow be elected president would his current wife be called the First Lady or the First Mistress? Clearly she’s proven herself not to be a lady having had an affair with the former Speaker – while he was married to his second wife, who he also had an affair with, while being married to his first wife, who he dumped while she was fighting cancer; the current strumpet would be the first wife of a president since Andrew Jackson’s to be called a ho, but this time it’d be an accurate description. I’m sorry but let’s not be fidgety here, if you sleep with a married man you’re a ho, and that’s exactly what she did.

Normally I’d avoid this kind of thing, but Newton’s an adulterer – many times over – and his current wife was his former mistress; clearly the new conservative “family values” model leaves a great deal to be desired. But alas, this is just another example of the hypocrisy of today’s GOTP; don’t do as I do, do as I say! Of course, let’s not forget why Newton had his affairs, it was because he loved America so darned much.

On Newton thinking he’s William Wallace; who does he see as being cast in the role of King Edward I of England, President Obama, or Mittens Romney, or both? And one last thought, Newt in a kilt is not something anyone should ever have to see.

 
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Posted by on November 22, 2011 in 2012 Election

 

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NASCAR fans display their lack of class

ABC News is reporting First Lady Michelle Obama and Dr. Jill Biden were booed by NASCAR fans while acting as grand marshals at this weekend’s NASCAR season finale at Homestead-Miami Speedway; the two were appearing as part of their charitable campaign to support military veterans and their families.

One would think supporting military veterans and their families would garner support from the generally uber-conservative white rednecks of NASCAR fandom, but clearly that’s not the case, some – it appears – just can’t get past their personal angst.

ESPN video from the event documented loud boos from some in the stands as the announcer named Obama and Biden, seconds before they delivered the “most famous words in motorsports,” telling drivers to start their engines.

The pair —co-chairs of the Joining Forces initiative — stood beside retired Army SGT Andrew Barry and his family. Barry was wounded in action in Iraq and Afghanistan, retired from the military in 2009 and now volunteers at an Orlando veteran’s center, the announcer said. He received resounding applause.

A source traveling with the first lady downplayed the incident; telling ABC News there was no discernible booing during the “loud chaotic program with jets flying over and tons of noise.”

The “source” is either delusional or a Polly Anna; watching the video it’s clear the “fans” lived up to their stereotype allowing their lack of class to show loud and clear; sadly, this is just one more symptom of the state of conservatism throughout the country wherein the former party of Ronald Reagan has fallen to the party of Palin, Perry, Cain and Bachmann; it’s become the party that cheers executions and people dying from lack of health insurance, and boos gay soldiers serving in Iraq.

In spite of the fan’s lack of culture, the Associated Press (AP) reported that the two women received a standing ovation at the pre-race meeting with drivers, during which Obama said NASCAR was “amazing in terms of its support, not just today but every day, for military families.”

Before the race, the first lady addressed a barbeque for military families NASCAR had invited to the event.

“Everyone around the country is focused on you.  And this isn’t just an effort today,” she said. “Jill and I through Joining Forces, we want to make this a part of the dialogue in this country forever.  Whether Jill or I are here or not, whether this administration is here or not, this is about the way we want this country to talk about our troops, veterans and military families forever.  We want you to feel that appreciation and that gratitude so that you know your sacrifice is not in vain.”

 
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Posted by on November 21, 2011 in 2012 Election

 

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Adam E. Dobereiner

The Department of Defense announced today the death of a soldier who was supporting Operation Enduring Freedom.

PFC Adam E. Dobereiner, 21, of Moline, Ill., died Nov. 18 at Kandahar province, Afghanistan of wounds suffered when insurgents attacked his unit with an improvised explosive device. He was assigned to the 8th Engineer Battalion; 36th Engineer Brigade from Fort Hood, Texas.

According to the 8th Engineer Battalion Facebook page, Dobereiner was a member of the 937th Route Clearance Company. He was killed in the Arghandab Valley in southern Afghanistan, and two other soldiers were injured.

In a news release Sunday, the Illinois National Guard says it is providing military support to the Dobereiner family. They have declined interviews.

Dobereiner was a 2008 graduate of Moline High School where he was a wrestler and on the football team.

Moline wrestling Coach James Ealy tells the Quad City Times that Dobereiner was a hard worker with guts and determination.

He says Dobereiner’s family has a history of military service.

PFC Dobereiner is the 1,839th American killed in Afghanistan … Ich hatt’ einen Kameraden

 
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Posted by on November 21, 2011 in War on Terror

 

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No Right Turns

 
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Posted by on November 20, 2011 in Humor

 

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