While 45,000 Americans die each year because they cannot afford health insurance, members of the United States Senate continue to prostitute themselves to the John’s of health insurance companies.
Just who are the “top” ten best little health insurance whores in Washington?
Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA)
How much to get lucky with Chucky? $1,320,000
Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-UT)
Orrin will get you roarin for a mere $1,300,000
Sen. Richard Burr (R-SC)
Take Dick any which way you can for $1,200,000
Sen. John Ensign (R-NV)
Someone with Johnny’s sexually charged history can’t go for less than $1,100,000
Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME)
Susan will toot your horn for $760,000
Sen. Ben Nelson (D-NE)
“Bend” Nelson for $750,000
Sen, Judd Gregg (R-NH)
Judd will “do it” any way you want for $695,000
Sen. Pat Roberts (R-KS)
Roberts will “Pat” you up, down, and any other way for $690,000
Sen. Mike Enzi (R-WY)
For a fun time with Mike? $580,000.
Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-Conn.)
A roll in the political hay with Joe will cost you $573,000
No surprise of course that eight of the top ten are Republicans, but Nelson should be ashamed and Lieberman should just go away, as should Senate Majority Leader(?) Reid if he can’t get the Democratically controlled Senate to do the right thing. But, if 45,000 Americans would die without health coverage, no doubt those opposed to helping them would declare, “if they’re going to die, they had better do it and decrease the surplus population”.
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