The Gospel According to Mitt Romney

12 Aug

Following his stunning declaration in Iowa the other day that “corporations are people” it’s only logical to assume that Republican Tea Party (GOTP) presidential hopeful Mitt Romney must read from a different set of scriptures than the rest of us. No doubt the following would be highlighted as some of Mitten’s favorites:

“And Ezra opened the book in the sight of all the corporations; (for he was above all the corporations); and when he opened it, all the corporations stood up:”

“And let that which belongs to this corporation be appointed unto this corporation”

“And Joshua rose up early in the morning, and numbered the corporations, and went up, he and the elders of Israel, before the corporations to Ai”

“And the Lord said unto Moses, I have seen this corporation, and, behold, it is a stiffnecked corporation”

“For since I came to Pharaoh to speak in thy name, he hath done evil to this corporation; neither hast thou delivered thy corporations at all.”

“And again I say unto you, sue for peace, not only to the corporations that have smitten you, but also to all corporations”

“Let the corporations praise thee, O God; let all the corporations praise thee.”

“And thus they were a zealous and beloved corporation, a highly favored corporation of the Lord.”

“Which in time past were not a corporation, but are now the corporation of God: which had not obtained mercy, but now have obtained mercy”

“Happy is that corporation, that is in such a case: yea, happy is that corporation, whose God is the Lord.”

“And the Lord said unto her, two companies are in thy womb, and two manner of corporations shall be separated from thy bowels; and the one corporation shall be stronger than the other corporation; and the elder shall serve the younger.”

“And the Lord spake unto Moses, Go unto Pharaoh, and say unto him, Thus saith the Lord, Let my corporations go, that they may serve me.”

“And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy corporation shall be my corporations, and thy God my God:

“Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.”

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Posted by on August 12, 2011 in 2012 Election


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