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Mittens mews at the President over U.S.-Israel relationship?

President Barack Obama’s hot-mic moment with French President Nicolas Sarkozy was more embarrassing for the latter than the former, with the French president calling Benjamin Netanyahu a “liar” and Obama only complaining about his daily dealings with the man but that hasn’t stopped Mittens Romney from getting his back up and hissing.

Sarkozy of course didn’t realize his microphone was hot (in today’s world that’s being very naive) during a down moment at the G-20 summit in Cannes, France. “I cannot stand him,” Sarkozy was reported as saying about Netanyahu. “He is a liar.” President Obama responded, “You’re fed up with him, but I have to deal with him every day!”

Mittens Romney automatically attacked, accusing the president of being “disdainful of [the] U.S.-Israel Relationship.”

“President Obama’s derisive remarks about Israel’s Prime Minister confirm what any observer would have gleaned from his public statements and actions toward our longstanding ally, Israel,” Romney said.

“At a moment when the Jewish state is isolated and under threat, we cannot have an American president who is disdainful of our special relationship with Israel. We have here yet another reason why we need new leadership in the White House.”

Well Mittens, first, when has Israel not been “isolated and under threat” you wind bag; second, because the President doesn’t like Netanyahu doesn’t mean he doesn’t like Israel – plenty of people can’t stand the sight of you but love the Mormon Church, Massachusetts and Michigan. This is a whole lot of much ado about nothing and you need to worry more about Herman Cain right now than about President Obama.

 
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Posted by on November 9, 2011 in 2012 Election

 

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Add Ronald Reagan, James Garfield and Calvin Coolidge to Mount Rushmore?

If Republican Tea Party (GOTP) presidential – most unlikely to win – candidate Michele “Krazy” Bachmann could add new faces to Mount Rushmore, of all the 39 additional presidents (yes, that’s the correct number, Cleveland served two non-consecutive terms and is counted twice), who would she choose? Well, she said she’d add Ronald Reagan, James Garfield and Calvin Coolidge.

When asked who she would add to the South Dakota monument, she proposed Reagan, which is certainly someone who could be considered, but certainly not before FDR. She then mentioned James Garfield, who was president for just over seven months before being assassinated. She reportedly said she chose him because he is the only person to become president from the House of Representatives, which isn’t exactly the criteria normally used when choosing those who would have their faces enshrined as our “greatest presidents”. That’s it? He came up from Congress? Personally, having come up from the Congress should be an automatic disqualifier from any President’s mug being considered for inclusion on Rushmore.

After saying she’d put Garfield’s face on the Mount, Krazy then said her next choice would be Calvin Coolidge. Why Coolidge? Well, Bachmann says he’s an ideal choice since he “got the country’s budget back on track.”

Say what? The only reason Wacko would choose him is because he’s an icon of the Tea Party, and he was a Republican. Coolidge embodies everything the GOTP would love to go back to, basically zero government intrusion into anything. Thank the Lord she’ll never be president.

Now for something completely off topic, when asked who she’d choose to play her in a movie and what her theme song was, Bachmann answered Patricia Heaton and “Taking Care of Business.” Well, Heaton would be a good choice, we already know she’s good at situation comedy, but the theme song is clearly wrong, it would have to be a tossup between Patsy Cline’s “Crazy” and “The Merry-go-Round Broke Down”.

Fortunately, the country is never going to face a Bachmann presidency, and it’s doubtful anyone will make a movie of her life; after all, ABC doesn’t do “After School Specials” anymore.

 
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Posted by on November 9, 2011 in 2012 Election

 

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Latest 2012 Presidential Polls – 08 Nov 11 Edition

A new NBC News/Wall St. Jrnl poll conducted 02 – 06 Nov 11 has been released concerning the Republican Tea Party (GOTP) nominating circus; the current poll results are:

Herman “Pizza Man” Cain 21; Mittens Romney 21; Newter Gingrich 12; Reverend Rick Perry 11; Ronny Paul 8; Michele “Krazy” Bachmann 3; Ricky “The Ric” Santorum 2 and Jon “I can’t believe it’s not butter” Huntsman 1 …

The GOTP Catch 22 continues virtually neck-n-neck between the Pizza Man Mittens with very little change in spite of Cain’s apparent serial groping. Reverend Ricky and Newter continue to change places week after week; Paul is in stable condition in the middle of the frenzy while Krazy’s hanging in her rubber room of political purgatory continuing to teeter on the edge of unknown status now only one small point above Huntsman and Santorum.

In Iowa, a new Insider Advantage poll conducted 03 Nov 11: Cain 30; Romney 15; Gingrich 12; Paul 9; Bachmann 8; Perry 6; Huntsman 2 and Santorum 0 …

In New Hampshire, the CNN/Time poll conducted 20 – 25 Oct 11: Mittens 40; Cain 17; Paul 11; Gingrich 8; Huntsman 7; Perry 4; Bachmann 4 and Santorum 1 …

In South Carolina, the Rasmussen Reports poll conducted 01 Nov 11: Cain 33; Romney 23; Gingrich 15; Perry 9; Paul 5; Bachmann 2; Huntsman 1 and Santorum 1 …

In Florida, the Suffolk/7News poll conducted from 26 – 30 Oct 11: Romney 25; Cain 24; Gingrich 11; Perry 9; Paul 5; Huntsman 2; Bachmann and Santorum 1 …

In Nevada, the PPP (D) poll conducted from 20 – 23 Oct 11: Romney 29; Cain 28; Gingrich 15; Paul 7; Perry 6; Bachmann 3; Huntsman and Santorum 2 …

In the five states with the lead off primaries – or caucuses – Romney continues to hold onto a narrow lead over Cain 3-2 – but barely; Cain, although tied now with Romney, continues to hang in there nationally.

Concerning how the GOTP “candidates stack up against the President; according to the above mentioned NBC News/Wall St. Jrnl poll, if the general election were held today:

President Obama 49/Romney 43

President Obama 53/Cain 38

Rasmussen Reports conducted 05 – 06 Nov 11:

President Obama 44/Perry 35

President Obama 44/Gingrich 38

As always, no one else matters because none of the remaining candidates will ever win the GOTP nomination – on the bright side, they’re still providing entertainment …

So, if the GOTP clown car had finally stopped spinning, and the general election was held today, the Pizza Man or Mittens would be the nominee, and once again would’ve lost to President Obama.

 
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Posted by on November 8, 2011 in 2012 Election

 

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Posted by on November 8, 2011 in Humor

 

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Media favor ‘gossip’ and scandal story?

The Associated Press (AP) is reporting Republican Tea Party (GOTP) president wanna-be Newt Gingrich is backing his rival Herman “Pizza Man” Cain’s criticism of the news media in connection with the sexual harassment allegations against Cain.

The Newt told NBC’s “Today” show that news organizations care more about scandal than ordinary citizens struggling to make ends meet.

Yes, the news cares about scandal when it surrounds a candidate for the presidency, particularly one who’s been leading in polls for the past month; no, it doesn’t care about it more than “ordinary citizens struggling to make ends meet”, hence the continued coverage of the growing “Occupy” movement. Newt’s rather lame attempt to deflect the media is rather shallow, especially when none of the candidates running for the GOTP brass ring have shown the slightest concern for those “ordinary citizens”; nice attempt at slight-of-hand, however, coming from one of the king’s of political scandal Newt’s words not only lack relevance but they certainly lack credibility.

The former House speaker says voters want a “solution-oriented leader” more than a scandal. He says it’s up to Cain to handle in the way he sees fit. But Gingrich says there’s a gap between the “gossip” he believes journalists pursue, and more deep-seated problems like economic stagnation.

Gingrich says, “What does it mean to the elite news media that nobody in the country ever walks up to us and raises the questions you raise.” He questions the media’s “judgment” on what stories should be emphasized.

Funny how when Newter was the Speaker of the House he was more concerned with President Clinton’s sexual liaison – his scandal – in the Oval Office than with jobs or the “ordinary citizen”, and even led the impeachment all while having an illicit affair while his wife was fighting cancer. The “Speaker’s” sounding like he has an old axe to grind, and is far more concerned with clearing his own path from inquiries into his own sexually tainted past then in defending how Pizza Man’s been “victimized”.

 
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Posted by on November 7, 2011 in 2012 Election

 

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And then there were four?

The Associated Press (AP) is reporting high-profile discrimination attorney Gloria Allred is claiming another woman – the fourth so far – is accusing Republican Tea Party (GOTP) presidential hopeful Herman “Pizza Man” Cain of sexual harassment.

Allred’s client – whom she did not identify – would be the first woman to go public with accusations Cain has engaged in inappropriate sexual behavior.

Pizza Man has repeatedly denied wrongdoing and has called the accusations a “smear campaign”. Conservative talking heads – Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, et al – have accused Liberals of spreading the story, claiming it’s all part of some vast left-wing conspiracy because Democrats are afraid of a Cain candidacy.

Cain spokesman J.D. Gordon assailed Allred, calling her a major donor to Democrats who typically engages in self-promotion. He said the campaign would have more to say on the allegations later, even though the candidate has said he’s not going to answer any further questions on the subject, going so far as telling a Washington Post reporter he was going to send him a copy of ethics rules regarding Journalists.

“I consider sexual harassment the No. 1 problem in the workplace,” Allred told the AP in an interview last week. “It denies equal opportunity in the workforce. If (women) don’t protest it, they’ll have to continue to suffer.”

As the blood continues to spread in the political shark tank, GOTP rivals and party “elders” have pressed Cain to disclose all information about the allegations.

“Legitimate questions have been raised and that information has to come forward,” former Utah Gov. Jon Huntsman said Sunday, adding that it is up to Cain to divulge the details.

Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour said the best way for the Pizza Man to get back on message “is to get all the facts on the table.”

Cain’s decided to deny the allegations and then change his story continually as more and more information is leaked; it’s clear both the Pizza Man and his staff is in over their heads in responding to the accusations and it still remains to be seen if this will hurt him or help him amongst the GOTP faithful.

 
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Posted by on November 7, 2011 in 2012 Election

 

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All Americans should pay taxes?

The Associated Press (AP) is reporting Republican Tea Party (GOTP) presidential hopeful Michele “Krazy” Bachmann is telling college students in politically important Iowa that all Americans should pay taxes since they all benefit from services such as roads and bridges, national defense and the courts.

You know what? That’s one of the first things I’ve agreed with her on, but lets be fair, all Americans should pay their fair share of taxes Krazy.

Bachmann evidently decided it was time to talk about the economy since she’s plummeted into political oblivion trailing way, way, way behind other contenders in Iowa; however, there’s not a snowball’s chance in Hell she’ll win any of the caucuses or primaries, much less the GOTP nomination.

Krazy won an early test vote in Ames in August but ever since she’s been steadily slipping further and further behind as the fickle GOTP uber-conservative electorate first rallied around Perry and then Cain. Somehow she’s hoping to climb back to the top of the political car wreck which is the GOTP nomination cycle, especially as “the Reverend” Rick Perry appears to be drunkenly stumbling through speeches and Herman “Pizza Man” Cain tries to get past allegations of sexual harassment.

Reportedly, an outline of her speech shows Krazy being prepared to criticize the current federal tax code as too complicated and corporate tax rates as unreasonably high; basically saying she’ll raise taxes on the lower classes while proposing increased tax breaks for the wealthy and for corporations; wow, another uber-conservative nothing tax plan pandering to the ultra wealthy and the economic ignorant of the Tea Party base.

 
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Posted by on November 3, 2011 in 2012 Election

 

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And then there were three?

Republican Tea Party (GOTP) presidential candidate Herman “Pizza Man” Cain is reportedly facing a third woman accusing him of sexual harassment; more of those “unsubstantiated personal attacks” and “thinly sourced allegations” everyone was warned would be coming no doubt.

Of course the allegations are remarkably similar to accusations of unwanted behavior which led to separate settlements in the late 1990s with two other women, but the latest allegations come from a woman who said in interviews with The Associated Press (AP) that Cain was aggressive and inappropriate with her, even extending a private invitation to his corporate apartment when she worked with him at the National Restaurant Association. The woman said Cain’s behavior occurred at the same time two co-workers had settled separate harassment complaints against him while he was leading the association.

This third woman was located and approached by the AP as part of its investigation into harassment complaints against Cain that were disclosed in recent days. This is the type of scrutiny people face when they run for national political office, and with these kinds of skeletons in his closet it’s surprising no one on his staff knew about them. Doesn’t anyone vet candidates anymore? One thing is probably sure at this time, Cain has to win the nomination – he has to win it all – because with this albatross around his neck he’s not likely to be offered the VP nod if Romney emerges victorious.

The latest accuser said she didn’t file a formal complaint against Cain because she began having fewer interactions with him. She said Cain told her he had confided to colleagues how attractive she was and invited her to his corporate apartment outside work.

His actions “were inappropriate, and it made me feel uncomfortable,” the woman said.

The AP’s confirmed the woman worked at the restaurant association with Cain during his time there.

So, is this the smoking gun which derails the 999 express, or does it create the opposite effect and rally uber-conservatives behind Cain?

The problem for Pizza Man however is there’s more than just the women’s accusations floating about; Chris Wilson, a pollster who worked for the restaurant association during Cain’s tenure, said in an interview he witnessed the businessman making inappropriate comments and gestures toward a young woman who worked for the group during a dinner at a hotel in Arlington, Va., in the late 1990s. Wilson declined to discuss more specifics without the woman’s permission, but said it was not one of the two women who settled complaints against Cain and it was not the third woman interviewed by the AP.

Cain’s behavior with women was well known, Wilson said.

“I’m surprised that it hasn’t come up before,” said Wilson, whose firm, Wilson Perkins Allen Opinion Research, does polling for a political action committee backing a Cain rival, Rick Perry. Wilson said he has not been the source of information on the accusations against Cain.

Now, of course the fact Wilson is employed by the Reverend Rick Perry’s organization does throw some doubt on his credibility, but it also shows these claims are not part of a vast left-wing liberal conspiracy to put Cain out of the race because of the left’s fear of running against him, in spite of what mental midgets Sean Hannity and Ann Coulter think.

Cain – of course – calls the two sexual harassment complaints “totally false” and baseless; which is beginning to sound a lot like, “I did not have sex with that girl”.

Meanwhile back in reality land, the AP’s confirmed the identity of the two women who received settlements from the restaurant association but isn’t revealing their names.

Cain’s campaign’s saying it’s all a “smear campaign” because he’s riding high in opinion polls and accused Perry’s operation of being behind the original stories.

Perry’s campaign’s denied any involvement – and is pointing the finger at Mitt Romney, whose campaign is of course saying it isn’t true. The problem for Mitt being a close “democratic” associate has said he’s doing “whatever it takes to get elected” (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/02/romney-democrat_n_1072008.html?1320260639&ncid=edlinkusaolp00000009) which makes his group prime suspects, as well as Michele “Krazy” Bachman’s.

The opportunity for real damage control has come and gone; if the allegations are true, Cain should’ve owned up to them and moved on because now Pandora’s box has been opened and there’s no getting away from a picture of cover up and being just like every other scum ball politician out there. For the GOTP it’s appears he’s just one more “family values” candidate claiming to be the fine upstanding “Christian” who can’t seem to keep from practicing the laying on of hands on women other than his own wife.

 
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Posted by on November 3, 2011 in 2012 Election

 

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No Right Turns

 
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Posted by on November 2, 2011 in Humor

 

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Latest 2012 Presidential Polls – 02 Nov 11 Edition

A new Quinnipiac poll conducted 13 – 31 Oct 11 (before Herman Cain’s sexual harassment storm appeared on the horizon) has been released concerning the Republican Tea Party (GOTP) nominating circus; the current poll results are:

Herman “Pizza Man” Cain 30; Mittens Romney 23; Newter Gingrich 10; Reverend Rick Perry 8; Ronny Paul 7; Michele “Krazy” Bachmann 4; Jon “I can’t believe it’s not butter” Huntsman 2 and Ricky “The Ric” Santorum 1

The GOTP Little Shop of Horrors continues and the Pizza Man’s lead in the polls (at least temporarily) has expanded nationally, making Mittens no doubt apoplectic. Reverend Ricky appears to have achieved a small bounce, but he’s running fourth behind Newter; Paul is in stable condition in the middle of the frenzy while Krazy’s hanging in her rubber room of political purgatory continuing to teeter on the edge of unknown status two points above Huntsman and Santorum.

In Iowa, a new Des Moines Register poll conducted 23 – 26 Oct 11: Cain 23; Romney 22; Paul 12; Bachmann 8; Gingrich 7; Perry 7; Santorum 5 and Huntsman 1 …

In New Hampshire, the CNN/Time poll conducted 20 – 25 Oct 11: Mittens 40; Cain 17; Paul 11; Gingrich 8; Huntsman 7; Perry 4; Bachmann 4 and Santorum 1 …

In South Carolina, the Rasmussen Reports poll conducted 01 Nov 11: Cain 33; Romney 23; Gingrich 15; Perry 9; Paul 5; Bachmann 2; Huntsman 1 and Santorum 1 …

In Florida, the Suffolk/7News poll conducted from 26 – 30 Oct 11: Romney 25; Cain 24; Gingrich 11; Perry 9; Paul 5; Huntsman 2; Bachmann and Santorum 1 …

In Nevada, the PPP (D) poll conducted from 20 – 23 Oct 11: Romney 29; Cain 28; Gingrich 15; Paul 7; Perry 6; Bachmann 3; Huntsman and Santorum 2 …

In the five states with the lead off primaries – or caucuses – Romney leads Cain 3-2 – but barely; Cain continues to lead nationally, and if he can maintain his momentum it will become harder and harder for Romney to pull off the nomination – I’m still sticking with my thought that it’s highly doubtful Cain can stay on top, especially now with his “sexual harassment” allegations – but that may actually propel him higher in the polls with GOTP hardliners who are buying the explanation for the likes of Hannity and Coulter that it’s a vast left wing conspiracy; coupled with the Mormon factor amongst Evangelical Christians and Mitt may find himself being the bride’s maid yet again.

Concerning how the GOTP “candidates stack up against the President; according to the above mentioned Quinnipiac poll, if the general election were held today:

President Obama 47/Romney 42

President Obama 43/Cain 38

President Obama 52/Perry 36

President Obama 52/Gingrich 37

As always, no one else matters because none of the remaining candidates will ever win the GOTP nomination – on the bright side, they’re still providing entertainment …

So, if the GOTP clown car had finally stopped spinning, and the general election was held today, the Pizza Man would still be the GOTP candidate, and once again he would have lost to President Obama.

 
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Posted by on November 2, 2011 in 2012 Election

 

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