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Posted by on November 16, 2012 in Humor

 

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Romney claims President won with ‘Gifts’?

According to the Associated Press (AP), Republican Tea Party (GOTP) presidential footnote Willard Mitt Romney’s telling top donors President Obama was re-elected because of the “gifts” he’d given to Blacks, Hispanics and young voters, and because of the painting him as anti-immigrant.

“The president’s campaign, if you will, focused on giving targeted groups a big gift,” Romney said in a special call to “big” donors this week. “He made a big effort on small things.”

Of course during his call he didn’t bring up any of his own screw ups, like his infamous “47 percent” remark, his lack of support for the auto bailout, his call for illegal immigrants to “self-deport,” or his flip-flopping virtually on every single position.

Among the so-called “gifts” Willard maintains the President had given out in order to win were free health care “in perpetuity,” which Romney alleged was highly motivational to Black and Hispanic voters as well as for voters making $25,000 to $35,000 a year.

Willard also claimed the promise of “amnesty” to the children of illegal immigrants –”the so-called DREAM Act kids” – helped send Hispanics to the polls for Obama.

Then were the “young voters”, which Romney stated, were motivated by the administration’s plan for partial forgiveness of college loan interest and being able to remain on their parents’ health insurance plans. And of course there were the young women who had the additional incentive to vote for the President because of “free contraception coverage” under the president’s health care plan.

So, according to Willard Mitt Romney, he lost because more than 50% of voters were bought off, not because he sucked, his campaign sucked or because the GOTP’s policies really suck. Not only was Mitt a sad candidate, he’s even a sadder loser.

 
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Posted by on November 15, 2012 in 2012 Election

 

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Posted by on November 15, 2012 in Humor

 

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One does not …

 

 
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Posted by on November 15, 2012 in Humor

 

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Blah, blah, blah …

 

 
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Posted by on November 14, 2012 in Humor

 

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Posted by on November 14, 2012 in Humor

 

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Newt’s ‘Dumbfounded’ by the President’s re-election

So, President Obama scores not just a victory but a decisive victory over Republican Tea Party (GOTP) presidential footnote Willard Mitt Romney and former United States Congressman, Speaker of the House and serial adulterer Leroy Newt Gingrich is offering his take on what happened, saying it’s time for the GOTP “to stop, take a deep breath and learn.”

“The president won an extraordinary victory. And the fact is we owe him the respect of trying to understand what they did and how they did it.” Leroy said, “But if you had said to me three weeks ago, Mitt Romney would get fewer votes than John McCain and it looks like he’ll be 2 million fewer, I would have been dumbfounded.”

But wait, that’s not all, in a recent Politico op-ed Gingrich wrote, “For the conservative movement and the Republican Party to succeed in the future (and while they are not identical the two are inextricably bound together) we will have to learn the lessons of 2012.” He explained, “An intellectually honest and courageous Republican Party has nothing to fear from the current situation.”

Asked about what he wrote on NBC’s “Today,” Gingrich said, “The great thing about elections is they belong to the American people.” He added, “I was wrong last week, as was virtually every major Republican analyst. And so, you have to stop and say to yourself, if I was that far off, what do I need to learn to better understand America?”

Well, Newt, to “better understand America”, you need to learn your head’s full of mush, and your party’s archaic platform’s out of touch with 21st century America. It’s not rocket science; conservatives want to defend the wealthy, cut taxes, increase defense spending, nullify Obamacare, overturn Roe v. Wade, and start a war in Iran; thank goodness the majority of American voters disagree.

 
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Posted by on November 13, 2012 in 2012 Election

 

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Posted by on November 13, 2012 in 2012 Election, Humor

 

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Posted by on November 12, 2012 in Humor

 

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Benghazigate? Really?

90,000 Americans die each year in hospitals due to medical error or lethal infection – one every six minutes

54,500 Americans die each year from accidents in the home – one every 10 minutes

46,800 Americans die each year from motor vehicle accident – one every 11 minutes

40,000 Americans die each year from accidental poisoning – one every 13 minutes

22,600 Americans die every year from falls – one every 23 minutes

18,300 Americans are murdered each year – one every 29 minutes

10,300 Americans die each year in drunk driving accidents – one every 28 minutes

3,400 Americans die each year from drowning – nine every day

4 Americans killed by terrorists in Libya warrants a Congressional investigation?

The Republican Tea Party (GOTP) has determined since it can’t beat the President in an election it’ll impeach him and drive him out of office. Presumably the new impeachable offense is the terrorist attack against our Consulate in Benghazi, Libya. Of course the biggest problem with this latest nefarious plan in a long list of nefarious plans by the uber-right is first, the President would have to commit a crime, and second while the House may impeach a President, it’s the United States Senate which would actually try him and which has the power to thus remove him from office. Good luck with that plan.

It’s time for the GOTP to quit whining, grow up and get down to business fixing the nation’s economy and getting Americans back to work.

 
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Posted by on November 12, 2012 in GOTP, Libya

 

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