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Bachmann says GOTP nominee must be true conservative, just like her?

According to the Associated Press (AP), former Republican Tea Party (GOTP) darling Michele “Krazy” Bachmann is reportedly dismissing concerns about the strength of her campaign and told supporters she alone has the best conservative credentials to be president.

“I’ve got the complete skill set to do this job,” she told a huge crowd of roughly 35 people in a half-full Cedar Rapids, Iowa hotel ballroom on a dreary rainy day.

Wow, a whole 35 people?! That’s incredible; however did you manage such a huge crowd, especially with the rain and all?!

“This message has to be driven home by conservatives: We can’t settle. We can’t settle. We have to have a candidate who has it all,” she said. “Who is a fiscal conservative, and I am. Who is a national security – peace through strength conservative – like Ronald Reagan was. And I am. And we have to have someone who is a social conservative, who believes in the family. And I do. And we need a tea party conservative, and I am.”

“And we need someone who is not entirely all there. And I am not entirely all there,” her Brain Captain threw in for good measure.

Krazy suggested some of her GOTP opponents couldn’t be trusted to repeal Obama’s health care law – aka Mittens Romney; and the rest didn’t understand foreign policy as well as she does and some were compromised because they’d done favors for political donors – aka Reverend Perry.

And some didn’t understand how hard it was to push through high heal induced migraines, or how hard it was to be submissive to their husbands; or how hard it was not to know American history.

Bachmann thanked the people for showing up and tried to justify the dismally light attendance.

“I know it was short notice,” she said, “it’s in the middle of the day, everyone’s at work, it’s a rainy day, there’s a lot of places you can be.”

Her Brain Captain continued the thought, “And I know there’s lots to do in Cedar Rapids, like watching the grass grow or the paint drying, and I am just so doggone happy and thrilled you gave up those events to come listen to me try to continue to justify my pitiful existence as a presidential hopeful.”

According to the AP, Krazy shook nearly every hand in the room and signed autographs.

Wow, she shook nearly all 35 hands?! That’s incredible; however did she manage to get around to nearly everyone in the room?! It must have taken minutes!

Krazy strongly dismissed suggestions her campaign was floundering, saying voters would pick the nominee, not the news media. And she said she believes she is “positioned perfectly right now” to compete for the nomination because conservatives are looking for someone with her fiery message and record of opposing Obama.

And this ship is entirely capable of making it all the way to New York in spite of that huge gaping hole running along her side.

She’s certifiable; she’s completely 100% certifiable; there’s no way – NO WAY – she’s ever going to win the nomination. She hasn’t had a snow ball’s chance since day 1 and she hasn’t got a snow ball’s chance now. The only good thing about her continued candidacy is that she’s providing the comic relief – watching her campaigning is like watching Lucille Ball or Mary Tyler Moore on crack.

 
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Posted by on September 26, 2011 in 2012 Election

 

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Tea Party Audience Boos American Soldier?

The Huffington Post is reporting that President Obama took aim at Republicans yesterday while speaking at a fundraiser in Silicon Valley, sharing his reaction to the audience at a recent GOP presidential debate booing a gay soldier who had asked a question about “don’t ask, don’t tell.”

“You’ve got audiences cheering at the prospect of somebody dying because they don’t have health care and booing a service member in Iraq because they’re gay.”

“That’s not reflective of who we are,” the President said. “This is a choice about the fundamental direction of our country. 2008 was an important direction. 2012 is a more important election.”

During the Fox News/Google GOP debate last week, Stephen Hill, a gay soldier in Iraq, said he had to “lie about who [he] was” to serve in the military up until the recent repeal of “don’t ask, don’t tell.” In his recorded question, he asked the GOP presidential hopefuls if they would work to walk back the recent change in policy. When the question was presented to the candidates participating in the event, several members of the uber-conservative white bread Christian Tea Party audience booed loudly, and then cheered very loudly when Ricky Santorum said he’s repeal the recent over turning of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell by the Obama Administration.

This is what the GOTP is; they hate the elderly and disabled who live off of Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid; they hate illegal aliens who supposedly take away jobs from white Americans; and most of all they hate homosexuals and lesbians, that’s why they booed an American soldier serving in harm’s way. They – the Bible thumping, Constitution loving, conservatives booed an American soldier. Why should that surprise anyone? They cheered the news of 234 executions in Texas; they jeered the reference to a hypothetical patient dying with no health insurance, and now they boo an American soldier. They’re hypocrites. They’re not Americans, and they’re not Christians.

 
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Posted by on September 26, 2011 in 2012 Election

 

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Vengeful Angry Evangelical Co-Chair of Perry’s Florida Campaign?

Republican Tea Party (GOTP) contestant Reverend Ricky Perry’s evangelical petticoats are showing once again; he’s decided (according to Mother Jones) to appoint as his new Florida co-chair (drum roll please) Pam Olsen, founder of the Tallahassee House of Prayer (dubbed the “prayer lady” in her home state for reasons that should be self-evident) and a leading anti-abortion activist in the state. Olsen reportedly also believes that gay marriage, and its increasing acceptance among American Christians, is causing destructive natural disasters across the country.

“God is shaking. If anybody looks at the news and has just seen what’s been happening recently with the floods, the fires, the tornadoes, God is shaking,” she preached. “Yeah I think you have God shaking, sure you have the Enemy shaking, you have both and I don’t want to say oh that’s the judgment of God or that’s the Enemy. But the reality is God is judging us, and I think it’s going to get worse.”

This demonstrates who Perry associates with and the type of people he’d be choosing for his cabinet running the country – it’s also a classic example of the uber-conservative evangelical Christian attitude of an angry vengeful God, and an angry vengeful evangelical Christian Tea Party.

 
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Posted by on September 22, 2011 in 2012 Election

 

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Hey, I’m Just A Regular Middle Class Guy?

According to the Miami New Times, and ABC News, Mittens Romney appears to be having a senior moment. While campaigning prior to tonight’s debate, or as I was thinking this morning, the latest episode of “Eight is Enough”, the multimillionaire Romney has declared that he too is middle class.

After my spit take, and subsequent cleaning off the computer monitor, I looked into what I had just read, and sure enough Mittens is claiming to be middle class, “We ought to provide help to the people who have been hurt most by the Obama economy. And that’s the middle class,” Romney told the Miami crowd. “It’s not those at the very low end; it’s certainly not those at the very high end. It’s for the great middle class — the 80 to 90 percent of us in this country.

How does someone worth more than $250 million use the word “us” when describing the plight of America’s middle class?

Is this just some slip of the tongue, or does Mittens really just see himself as the average Joe, the guy coming home to his suburban home with wife and kids and dog? Has he forgotten that he’s expanding his west coast mansion – in fact quadrupling its size? Not the average thing to do for the rest of “us” in the middle class.

I suppose however this is a step up from earlier in the summer when Mittens tried claiming he was “unemployed” – (https://thelibertytree.wordpress.com/2011/06/17/romney-jokes-to-unemployed-about-being-out-of-work/).

 
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Posted by on September 22, 2011 in 2012 Election

 

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Krazy says Food Industry Over Regulated?

In the typical conservative bait and switch move, Republican Tea Party (GOTP) pugilist Michele “Krazy” Bachmann is claiming regulations are overburdening American food producers, while at the same time offering zero specific rules she’d repeal either as a congresswoman or as the president. Her statement comes little more than a week after the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) announced it was going to implement wider testing for potentially deadly E. coli in meat.

“We want to have safety,” she said. “But we also want to have common sense.”

According to the Associated Press (AP) Bachmann says a lightened regulatory load would allow employers to spend money on expansion rather than federal compliance.

And her Brain Captain was screaming, “Because the biggest thing Government should ever do is to make sure businesses can make more money!”

“That’s part of the problem, the overkill,” Krazy told reporters. “And when they make it complicated, they make it expensive and so then you can no longer stay in business.”

“So, they should just make everything really simple, and then it would cost less, and people could make more money, and the size of government would shrink, and we could get back to making sausages the way we used to with pieces of children who get caught in the grindy-upper machines after working long hours for next to no pay, and the businesses will make lots more money and we will have more delicious sausage,” her inner voice said.

The Agriculture Department said expanding testing of E. coli in meat from one strain to seven would hasten recalls of tainted products and help officials identify more food borne illnesses.

But, surprise, surprise, the meat industry opposed the move as too expensive without enough benefit.

Wow, “too expensive without enough benefit.” Really, how much is a single life worth compared to the meat industry’s profits? Well, one is priceless and one is not.

“Why do we need to expand the rules to allow for more testing,” Krazy no doubt wanted to ask? “E. coli is a natural occurring bacteria and is one of God’s ways of thinning the herd and we shouldn’t be forcing businesses to spend more money while we’re interfering with God’s plans of how to run things. If people had more faith when they blessed their food they wouldn’t get sick, like duh.”

Or maybe she could’ve said, “E. coli outbreaks are God’s ways of sending messages to Washington that they need to start listening to the people more; the government is the meat and we – the Tea Party – is like the bacteria telling it to listen to us!”

Congress passed a sweeping food safety bill at the end of last year – before the GOTP took over the House – with strong support from the Obama administration. Bachmann was – of course – among those who voted against it.

Krazy takes all these uber-conservative positions the Tea Party wraps itself around and with each one shows herself to be more fanatical and more ignorant of facts; Ron Paul says we should end FEMA, and Bachmann pushes for the curtailing of USDA and the EPA; while these agencies makes our lives better, two make them cleaner and safer and another helps us recover when the world gets turned upside down. Bachmann and Paul are not only out of touch with reality, they’re wrong.

 
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Posted by on September 20, 2011 in 2012 Election

 

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Yee Haw, Let’s Take That There Holy Land!

Original Photo – Tom Pennington, Getty Images

According to the New York Times, Reverend Ricky Perry has come down firmly – in all his Evangelical splendor – on the side of uber-conservative supporters of Israel, denouncing what he called an Obama administration policy of “appeasement” that had gravely weakened Israel and forcefully declaring that Jerusalem should be fully under the control of the Israeli government.

And who exactly has the President been appeasing? Since taking office he’s approved $2.775 billion in military aid, part of an ongoing commitment that will eventually top out at approximately $30 billion within the next ten years, and all this at a time when our economy is ailing, and our national debt and deficit are on the increase, the U.S. continues to provide $3.148 billion in loan guarantees aimed at keeping Israel’s debt manageable. Yep, there’s a lot of appeasement going on there alright you putz.

Ricky also reportedly “suggested” if he were king of the forest, he’d move the American embassy to Jerusalem from Tel Aviv, telling reporters, during a news conference in New York, “If you want to work for the State Department, you will be working in Jerusalem.”

In short he’s saying, “Y’all better get ready because when I’m runnin things we’re goin to be movin up to Jerusalem whether them A-rabs like it or not.”

He’d be putting U.S. Personnel smack in the middle of a conflicted zone, and daring the Arabs to strike, what’s next, pledging U.S. aid to reclaim the Temple Mount?

“I am for Jerusalem being united under Israeli rule,” he said in response to a question at a news conference. Jewish leaders who had been invited to the event by his campaign and were standing behind him loudly applauded the comment.

You know, in the back of his mind he was saying, “Of course I’m also for secession and national corn dogger day too.”

Basically sheriff Ricky done tossed his lasso at the feet of the Arab world and said he’d be soon leadin a posse to “the Holy Land”! Yee Haw! It’s a good thing he didn’t have no six shooters or he’d have brung em out and shot em into the air.

Perry said the President’s Middle East policy was “naive, arrogant, misguided and dangerous.”

Hold the phone? That sounds like he’s describing his own Middle East policy; let’s get this straight; he’s a career politician from Texas for crying out loud, who earned a degree in animal science while cheer leading, who thinks he’s on a mission from God, believes in state’s rights to the point of secession, and who’s entire background on Israel probably stems from an illustrated copy of the Child’s Bible, and is reinforced once a year when the family sets out the light up plastic Nativity scene in their front yard at Christmas.

While Ricky claims he supports a “two-state solution” in the region, he showed absolutely no tact, pledging “unwavering” support for Israel” and adding with typical Bush-style Texas bluster: “Tell the people of Israel — help is on the way.”

He further “suggested” if the Palestinians obtained statehood recognition at the United Nations, and if he were in charge, he’d put an end to, or very sharply curtail, any further economic aid to the Palestinians.

I think it’s pretty much a certainty if, by some fluke of nature, he becomes the president, the aid to Palestine will be cut off anyhow.

One of the good things when Perry starts shooting his mouth off like this is he looks and sounds more and more like George W. Bush; same cocky air; same Texas sized bravado; same lack of understanding of anything bigger than a cock fight. He’s essentially Bush version 2012, and hopefully the country’s had enough of that nonsense.

 
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Posted by on September 20, 2011 in 2012 Election

 

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It Wasn’t Me Who Said That?

Original AP Photo/Charlie Neibergall

In yet another attempt to back pedal from the brink political extinction Republican Tea Party (GOTP) presidential wanabee Michele “Krazy” Bachmann reportedly said Monday – according to the Associated Press (AP) – she was not arguing a vaccine intended to prevent cervical cancer caused mental retardation when she repeated the scientifically unfounded claim last week.

Oh OK; so, a responsible candidate would normally just throw stuff like that out there because she didn’t believe it? Excuse me, but does anyone out there speak “Krazy” talk?

Krazy said she was only relaying what a seemingly distraught woman had told her after the last GOTP presidential debate in Florida. It was during that “debate” that Bachmann criticized rival the Reverend Ricky Perry for ordering the vaccine in Texas.

“All I was doing is relaying what a woman had said,” Krazy told the AP. “I relayed what she said. I wasn’t attesting to her accuracy. I wasn’t attesting to anything.”

“I was only, sort of, saying what she said was true,” her Brain Captain tried to get her to say.

Krazy has accused Reverend Ricky, the once and future king of Texas, of abusing his authority by signing a 2007 executive order requiring school-age girls to be vaccinated against human papillomavirus, a sexually transmitted disease linked to causing cervical cancer. Following the debate, Bachmann described – for Sean Hannity – an alleged encounter she had with a woman she says approached her.

“There’s a woman who came up crying to me tonight after the debate. She said her daughter was given that vaccine,” Bachmann reportedly said on FOX PAC. “She told me her daughter suffered mental retardation as a result. There are very dangerous consequences.”

Perry said Krazy’s comment after the debate was unwise “when she had no scientific backing, to say the very least.”

Come now Reverend, when have facts ever stood in the way of accusations leveled from the mouth of any conservative?

I was going to say Krazy’s antics demonstrate how desperate her campaign is becoming, but she’s always been like this; she’s always said whatever her Brain Captain says – even though he’s apparently DWI most of the time – and then she tries to recant what she’s said. It’s the whole, “Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain” moment, repeated over and over again. It used to be fun watching her, now it’s just becoming sad and pathetic.

 
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Posted by on September 20, 2011 in 2012 Election

 

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When You Can’t Win, Change the Rules!

Isn’t it interesting that the so-called party “of the people” is nothing of the sort? According to the Associate Press (AP), after years of expanding when and how people can vote by state legislatures controlled by the Democratic Party, these same bodies – now under new Republican Tea Party (GOTP) control are moving to trim early voting days, beef up identification requirements and put new restrictions on how voters are notified about absentee ballots. One party seems dedicated to allowing “the people” access to the ballot box, while the other appears to want to restrict that access.

Democrats claim the GOTP is using midterm election wins to enforce changes favorable to them ahead of the 2012 presidential election. They criticize such legislation, saying it “could lead to longer lines in Democratic-leaning urban areas and discourage people from voting.”

Of course the GOTP counters that bolstering ID rules helps prevent fraud. And at a time when counties face tough budgets, they contend local elections officials don’t have the money to keep early voting locations staffed and opened.

Ah yes, so there’s the rub; it all comes down to money; the ever continuing mantra of the true religion of the right. It isn’t about “God given liberties”, it’s about serving Mammon; it’s about the money. And that makes perfect sense considering the greed that has penetrated the GOTP over the years. The need to serve big corporations, oil companies and the Stock Market, all at the expense of everything else. Who cares about the liberties of the plebs as longs as the “ruling class” – the wealthy – are taken care of?

“We’ve had nothing short of a rhetorical firefight for years between the folks who are worried about fraud and folks who are worried about disenfranchisement – a firefight which is pretty much neatly broken down between the two major parties,” said Doug Chapin, an election expert at the University of Minnesota.

According to the AP, “while states typically adjust voting rules ahead of presidential elections, this year provides an opportunity for new Republican governors and GOP majorities to legislate on election issues.”

Put simply, Chapin said: “What’s happening in 2011 is just as much about what happened in 2010.”

One of the more interesting facts is that a lot of the new voting rules have recently cleared state legislatures in what have traditionally been presidential battlegrounds; all the states which appear to make the difference between victory and defeat. The new GOTP motto appears to be, “If you can’t beat him, change the rules midstream (cheat)”.

Already plans reducing the number of days to cast early ballots have cleared Republican Tea Party-controlled swing states, Florida, Ohio and Wisconsin. Legislatures in Georgia, Tennessee and West Virginia also lopped off advanced-voting time. North Carolina has a pending proposal. And Maine has done away with a policy allowing people to register at the polls on Election Day before casting ballots.

Now, lest anyone think it’s only conservatives who change the rules, history shows us that each party, when in control, seeks to rewrite the rules to its electoral advantage.

But why change the early voting rules – besides the alleged saving of money? Well, as it turns out Democratic voters held an edge in early voting during the 2010 elections in spite of the fact the GOTP made gains in the off-year contest.

But the move to shrink the early voting window in some states isn’t the only change the GOTP is seeking; others it appears are also pushing to require voters to show a photo ID at the polls including Kansas, Wisconsin, South Carolina, Tennessee and Texas, all of which have passed strict photo ID laws.

Personally, I don’t have a real problem with needing to prove your identity in order to vote, but I can see how the next step will be that only driver’s licenses or military IDs will be acceptable forms of proof, and that would not favor the poor, it would decidedly favor the rich – or the GOTP.

When it comes down to it, voters need to ask why rules are being changed. The GOTP continuously screams we have to save money, the debt, THE debt, THE DEBT!!! But the party of so-called “fiscal responsibility” is not willing to consider any type of tax increase, even ones levied only against the uber-wealthy which a clear majority of Americans support according to polling data; a recent 60 Minutes/Vanity Fair poll, found 61% of Americans polled said increasing taxes to the wealthy should be the first step toward balancing the budget. But the party claiming to “listen to the voice of the American people” ignores each and every poll that suggests raising taxes – they hold up the Ghost of Tax Cuts Past – Ronald Reagan – but ignore the fact he raised taxes more than any other President in the nation’s history in order to spur economic growth during a huge recession.

This has less to do with savings, and more to do with winning.

 
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Posted by on September 19, 2011 in 2012 Election

 

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Latest 2012 Presidential Polls (18 Sep 11 Edition)

Moving into the middle of the first “official” month of the 2012 Republican Tea Party (GOTP) race for the White House a poll by CBS News/NY Times shows that Reverend Ricky Perry’s initial bump in the poles may be starting to erode.

CBS News/NY Times conducted a poll from 10 to 15 Sep 11 on who would be the (GOTP) nominee if it all ended today; here’s what it found:

Perry 23, Mittens Romney 16, Michele “Krazy” Bachmann 7, Newt Gingrich 7, Ron Paul 5, Herman “Pizza Man” Cain 5, Ricky Santorum 1 and Jon Huntsman 1 and Sarah “Ice Queen” Palin 0

Reverend Ricky’s lead over Mittens appears to be taking some serious hits following last week’s debate, Krazy is barely holding on in third place tied with the Newt of all people, while Paul is a distant fourth spot, with the Pizza Man and Santorum and Huntsman continue to trail dismally behind; the Ice Queen wasn’t even in the poll …

There’s been no new polling in either Iowa or New Hampshire but according to the last polls numbers available:

In Iowa – according to Rasmussen Reports (always dubious poll results) – Perry holds first place with 29; Bachmann moves to 18, Mitt 17; Paul 14; Cain 4, Santorum 4, Huntsman 3 and Gingrich 2…

In New Hampshire – Magellan Strategies (R): Mitt 36; Rev Ricky 18; Paul 14; Krazy 10; Cain 3, Huntsman 3 and Gingrich 2…

According to a new Rasmussen Reports poll, if the general election were held today:

President Obama 46/Perry 39

Doesn’t portent anything good when someone like Perry can’t win in a Rasmussen poll, those numbers could be off by an additional five points …

In a Reuters/Ipsos poll:

President Obama 50/Perry 42

President Obama 49/Romney 43

President Obama 49/Paul 42

President Obama 54/Bachmann 36

President Obama 51/Huntsman 37

According to these latest poll (the third in two weeks) everyone else is passé:

President Obama /Cain

President Obama / Palin

President Obama /Gingrich

President Obama /Santorum

So, if the GOTP nomination circus – and the general election – had both ended this week, Reverend Ricky would be the GOTP candidate, and he would have lost by as much as seven (7) points to President Obama.

 
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Posted by on September 18, 2011 in 2012 Election

 

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Privatizing Social Security – Another Good Reason not to Vote Republican in 2012

According to the Associated Press (AP) most of the current crop of Republican Tea Party (GOTP) hopefuls running for president are embracing plans to partially privatize Social Security, reviving the very contentious issue that thankfully fizzled under former President George W. Bush. If there was no other reason to oppose the election of any of the crazy eights, this would be enough – however, there’s a lack of other reasons as well; but his will do for now.

President Obama’s would-be rivals are fanatical on letting younger workers divert part of their payroll taxes into some type of personal account to be invested separately from Social Security. Key phrase “being invested” which brings us the GOTP candidate’s true motivation; lining the pockets of Wall Street contributors – who always want more, and who are willing to pay for it.

Michele “Krazy” Bachmann and Ron Paul say younger workers should be allowed to invest in alternative plans, while the Reverend Ricky Perry says that whole groups, such as state and local government workers, should be allowed opt out of Social Security altogether.

The AP is reporting that Mittens Romney says the stock market collapse in 2008 shouldn’t scare workers away from investing in private accounts, but acknowledges it’s an issue.

“Given the volatility of investment values that we have just experienced, I would prefer that individual accounts were added to Social Security, not diverted from it, and that they were voluntary,” he wrote in his book, “No Apology.”

Thankfully Progressives and Moderates alike don’t share this “privatize everything” version of the Brave New World under GOTP leadership. They say it would drain resources from the more than 50 million people who now receive benefits, and of course raising the privatization issue could likely give Democrats a potent political weapon.

“We’ll fight that fight anytime,” said Congressman Sander Levin of Michigan, the top Democrat on the House Ways and Means Committee, which oversees Social Security. “Bad policy is usually terrible politics, and that’s terrible politics.”

Levin is more than likely right, there is a large voting block of seniors in this country and their rolls fill with more and more voters with every presidential election; the GOTP likes to reason that business can handle everything this country needs, from its prison system to its retirement payouts; how long before some would be GOTP candidate suggests police forces and the military should be privately run as well? Wouldn’t that be great, officers and soldiers swearing an oath to some investment house instead of the Constitution?

 
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Posted by on September 17, 2011 in 2012 Election

 

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